The Police

"Where those police mama?"
"Yes."
"Do police put people in jail?"
"Yes."
"Bad people?"
"Well...sometimes they've done something bad but sometimes the police make a mistake and they put a good guy in jail. And that's a terrible thing."
"Why?"
"Because jail is terrible. You don't get to see your family or friends. You don't get to do anything you want to do."
"Oh."

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The worst part of parenting is having to slowly chip away at how fantastic your kid thinks the world is.